A Definitive Ranking of the Basketball Tribute Shoes at the Masters

1. Keegan Bradley – Jordan “45”

These are not goo looking golf shoes, but he went with the 45. When Keegan Bradley shows up in the 4-5 it ain’t to play games with you. It’s to aim at you, probably maim you. If he owes you he’ll blow you to smithereeens. Sucker take one for your team. And I need you to remember one thing (one thing). Keegan came, he saw, he conquered. From record sales to the 2011 PGA Championship.

2. Rory McIlroy – Kobe Farewell

Objectively, Rory has better shoes in this competition, but he didn’t throw an 8 on them. Better luck next time.